Aries- Hey Aries, have you ever tried to crack and egg but you crushed it by accident? This month is like that except you just chucked the whole carton on the floor. Yikes. Taurus- Taurus has been...

Aries- Hey aries, has your love life simmered to a halt? Things are heating up this month for you! No. Really. We mean it. Sea levels are rising. The polar ice caps are melting. Hurricanes are becoming...